Humpday Humor, 10/9 ... Fine Line
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Onlya fraction of you will get this.
Q: Why don't people like talking to Pi?
A: When you ask his full name he goes on forever.
Q: Do you have any invisible ink?
A: Certainly sir. What color?
Great Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't Iseen you some place before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman:"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:"It's in the phone book."
Man:"But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."
Man:"So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, Baby,what's your sign?"
Woman:"Do not Enter"
Man:"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Will You Marry Me?
An elderly widow andwidower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said, "Yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was!
"Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
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