Just gotta laugh!!!!
On my way home these two guys in a Toyota Corrolla, something around a mid 2000's S model, worktheir way up beside me. We ended up at a traffic light and the guy rev's his car and he has some fart box on it that sounds aweful.
The passenger says " hey you wanna race that old clunker. " I said whatever. The light turned green and they took off full tilt.
Down the road we end up at a light again and the passenger said " I thought you'd do better than that. " I said whatever.
The light turned green and he took off again. I pummeled them. Before we even made it to the 55 mph speed limit I had 5-6 plus car lengths on him.
A couple lights later the passenger says, " I got a turbo Supra that'll spank the piss outta that thing."
So I pointed at the Corrolla said " Hey does it cut grass too?? My lawn needs cut and that thing sounds like a pretty strong little lawn mower."
So the driver gives me a F you.
I said does your mother know what your doing in her car????
That got another salute.