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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-29-2010, 12:20 AM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-29-2010, 07:52 PM
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that badboy needs some 20's, a neon kit underneath and a serious set of speakers in the trunk! hahaha
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STOP Waiting for Grandma to Die! 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Sierra (N. Charleston)

Date: 2010-12-28, 11:36AM EST
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STOP Waiting for your Grandma to die so you can have her car! Buy this one and have a real old-lady car of your own. Let's go over some of the details about this fine auto, which STARTS, RUNS, and DRIVES.

*1987 Cutlass Sierra

* 30,248 Original MILES. I know you've heard it a million times, but this car has really only been driven to church and the grocery store, and the cemetery-- Old people LOVE to go to the cemetery. It is believed that this car traveled as far as West Ashley for a funeral once.

*As an old lady car, this Olds had the privilege of getting ROUTINE MAINTENANCE. Most recently the car got new tires (whitewalls out of course!) and a new battery. The new tires could possibly have 1000 miles on them, which means that they are pretty new. It's also up to date on its inspections, shots and vaccines.

*The body is in DECENT SHAPE for a car that has lived through 23 Charleston summers. The color is Navy Blue. There are some BATTLE SCARS on the body from lost fights with a white vinyl sided home, mostly on the passenger side.

*Grandma is NOT A SMOKER, and had no friends that smoked. Lets be honest here, most of her friends are dead anyways, which brings me to my next point:

*The passenger seat and back bench seat are virtually untouched. I sat in the back seat once or twice, probably for a trip to the cemetery.

*The trunk is large enough for at least two bodies.

*This vehicle comes with a 100% working AM RADIO, and a motorized (working) antenna.

*FREE LICENSE PLATE HOLDER WITH PURCHASE. AND if it seals the deal, a vintage USC sunshade for the windshield.

THE PICTURE ON THE BOTTOM SHOWS WHAT I THINK WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN TO MY GRANDMAS CAR


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